Facebook: "Do you want to tag Jennifer in this Picture?" Me: Hmmmm. does it make her look fat? Then yes, yes I do.

Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ....

I hate when people think my real name is Jennifer, because it's not, it's Jennitalia.

Wait, I forget, what's the national pastime? Is it baseball or worrying about Jennifer Aniston's happiness?