Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra.#Lance Armstrong#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Nike has to stop it with this ""Just do it"". First it was Tiger Woods. Then Lance Armstrong. And now Oscar Pistorius.#Tiger Woods#Lance Armstrong#Oscar Pistorius#Nike+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp