When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, "I think it's Santa Claus!" so I don't have to get up.#Santa Claus#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*#Santa Claus#Susan#Kids#Parents+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
i love working at the post office at the north pole and ripping up white children's letters to santa claus#Santa Claus#Work#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut.#Santa Claus#Fedex#Walmart#Parents+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white.#Santa Claus#Holiday#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp