Accidentally bring the wrong kid home on Halloween once and now I have to listen to the same stupid story EVERY year.

One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween.

This kid who wants 'two front teeth' for Christmas is full of shit.

Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys.