Baby sharks can hunt for food as soon as they are born and my children cannot find their underwear drawer.#Food#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I have no problem feeding my kid something that fell on the floor, so I get it, restaurant employees.#Food#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Practicing parenthood on an egg only teaches kids that if you cook your baby it's delicious.#Food#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Baby last night you were so hot, let's do it all over again this morning." -me, speaking to this leftover pizza.#Food#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream "NOT TODAY SATAN!"#Food#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp