Free advice: Saying "meaty shaft" in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane.

Pierre the French fighter pilot Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: ""Pierre, kiss me"". So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" shrieks Marie. ""Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"" His answer is good enou…

Distress at 18,000 feet An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. Moments later the tower land line rang which was answered by one of the employees. A passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone he yelled ""Mayday, mayday!! The pilot has had an instant and fatal heart attack. I have grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. ""I am f…

In a helicopter somewhere over Seattle There was a helicopter pilot lost over Seattle on a particularly cloudy day. He finally comes up next to an office building and holds up a sign to person in the window. The sign read ""WHERE AM I?"" The person in window responded with their own sign, which read ""IN A HELICOPTER"". The pilot immediately nodded, and flew straight back to airport. Once on the ground the pilot was asked how he knew where he was. His response was, ""I knew I was at the Microsof…