Free advice: Saying "meaty shaft" in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane.#Work#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway.#Work#Parents#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp