"more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*

GOP threatens to shutdown government unless Obama changes color of skin.

[Obamacare Meeting] *Biden raises hand* *Obama sighs* Yes Joe? Will the doctor still have lollipops? Sure. *Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*

Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated