"more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*

Under Bush we had 3 Shrek movies. Under Obama we had 1. Can we really trust a president whose #1 goal was to bring down the Shrek franchise?

GOP threatens to shutdown government unless Obama changes color of skin.

[Obamacare Meeting] *Biden raises hand* *Obama sighs* Yes Joe? Will the doctor still have lollipops? Sure. *Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*