😄 My wife: "Can you pass me the stud finder?" Me: "You're the stud finder!" *deep, awkward silence* Me...

My wife: "Can you pass me the stud finder?" Me: "You're the stud finder!" *deep, awkward silence* Me: "Here it is."

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