"..,you will die in seven days" *creepy voice on the phone* Me; "new phone, who dis?"

Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home

Back in my day when we found a Pokemon we had to beat it to death with a rotary phone

Responding as if you've just been wrongfully accused of murder when someone on the phone asks if you're still in bed