My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'.

i love our new home. LA is such a safe place and- *a dog drives by holding a pistol playing tupac in an el camino* denise get in the car

Dentist switches lamp on: "Now open wide" Moth dental assistant: *repeatedly flies into bulb* Dentist: "This has to stop Denise"

A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident... ...she wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl. But since she wasn't around to name them, they had to ask her brother to give them legal names. The woman was worried, because her brother was a bit of an idiot. ""What did he name them?"" she asked. ""He named the girl Denise,"" the doctor said. ""Oh, that's a nice name,"" she said in relief. ""What did he name the boy?"…