Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brothe…

What's in a name? A pregnant woman lapses into a coma. She awakens and frantically calls for her doctor. ""You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're fine,"" he says. ""Your brother named them."" Oh, no, the new mother thinks. He's an idiot. Expecting the worst, she asks, ""What's the girl's name?"" ""Denise,"" the doctor says. Not bad, she thinks. I guess I was wrong about him. ""And the boy?"" ""DeNephew.""

A mother of twins went into labour and passed out. She woke up hours later to find her (not so bright) sister carrying her twins. Nervously the new mother asked her sister whether the children has been named. To which the sister replied yes. The new mother shocked and scared then asked the sister what she named the children to which she replied she named the niece Denise. The mother feeling a little better then asked what she had name the boy to which she replied Denephew.

A woman just had twins, a boy and a girl, and she hasn't decided yet what to name them. Coincidentally her long lost uncle from Russia has just come into town. The mother decides, because it's such a special occasion she should let her uncle name them. After hearing the news, the uncle stating 'what a special honor it is,' decides he needs some time to think of the perfect names. Finally he comes back with the 'perfect names'. First he says 'the girl will be called Denise'. 'Wow that's a great n…