Hey people who cold call my cell phone: I've got a better way for you to make money with your mouth.#Money#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code.#Money#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone#Samsung#Money#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device.#Money#Technology#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Bank of America app randomly disappeared off my phone and now I'm wondering how much money I spent last night.#America#Money#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp