I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?

In high school I was voted Most Likely to Be Shot Dead While Trying to Steal Something of Moderate Value From a Texan.

A lot of the parents at my kids' school don't really seem into sharing a laugh about the inescapability of death.

"Sit" dog sits "Down" dog lays down on floor "Play Dead" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids