I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?#School#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23.#First Person#Lorraine#School#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In high school I was voted Most Likely to Be Shot Dead While Trying to Steal Something of Moderate Value From a Texan.#School#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A lot of the parents at my kids' school don't really seem into sharing a laugh about the inescapability of death.#School#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Sit" dog sits "Down" dog lays down on floor "Play Dead" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids#Animals#Marriage#School#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp