I'm glad David married me for my brains. My glorius, perky, bouncy brains.

[Staring deep into David Schwimmer's eyes] "I'm afraid I only like you as a Friend"

"David you're late again!" "Sorry boss.." [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] "...traffic"

*admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this