Oh, elderly neighbor: You defeated Hitler, yet you somehow can't figure out the car alarm?

Highway Driving 101: Left Lane: People in a hurry, People who can drive. Right Lane: Elderly People, Asians, Women, Dogs, Infants.

My dad worked on a car assembly line for 40 years. He retired years ago but still struggles with post pneumatic press disorder.

It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs