Oh, elderly neighbor: You defeated Hitler, yet you somehow can't figure out the car alarm?

It was a blessing that grandpa past away peacfully in his sleep, but tragic for the passengers in his car.

"BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME." "Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.