RETIRED STUNTMAN: We didn't have fancy CGI. If the script said to drive a truck into a dinosaur, we drove a truck into a goddamn dinosaur.

Oh, elderly neighbor: You defeated Hitler, yet you somehow can't figure out the car alarm?

My dad worked on a car assembly line for 40 years. He retired years ago but still struggles with post pneumatic press disorder.

It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs