*[At the dinner table]* "No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"

I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific.

A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook

*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*