😄 I'm glad the pet stores close before the bar does. I could see drunken pet adoption being a real pro...

I'm glad the pet stores close before the bar does. I could see drunken pet adoption being a real problem for me.

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Old enough to know better, but still too drunk to care.

I feel a weird sense of pride when I'm so drunk that autocorrect just gives up.