😄 Wife: The kids opened the "private" drawer in my nightstand. Me: THE drawer? Wife: Yeah. Great. Ther...

Wife: The kids opened the "private" drawer in my nightstand. Me: THE drawer? Wife: Yeah. Great. There go our Oreos.

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