An Englishman, an Irishman & a Scotsman get captured by Iraqis during the first gulf war... They get taken to an Iraqi military base in the middle of the desert. Saddam Hussein himself is there, and explains to them that they're at a secret location the allies don't know about so there's no chance of a rescue but they're only 50 miles from the Kuwait border. He says they're welcome to use any of the vehicles & equipment on the base to escape to Kuwait, and if they make it to the border t…

Two converts set off to go join ISIS... Hasan and Hussein set off to go join ISIS. Hasan flew to Istanbul first class, but Hussein was on the no fly list and had to stow away on an empty oil tanker. But Hasan gifted Hussein a heavy backpack of food and cigarettes to make the trip more bearable. But when they got to Syria, the ISIS folks found those cigarettes in the backpack and brought them both to a high tower in Raqqa. The judge said, ""Hussein, you're pardoned. But Hasan, we throw you off th…

Obama's Press Conference During a press conference, Mr. Obama is taking questions from reporters. Reporter: Mr. Obama is there any truth to the outlandish claims that you have connections to the radical terror organizations of Al-Queda and/or ISIS? Obama: Me a terrorist? Hussein that?

Two Mothers Are Sitting Together At An Outdoor Cafe In Baghdad... **Mother 1**: [*pulls out picture from purse*] ""This is my son Abdullah. He would have been 25 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."" **Mother 2**: ""Ah, yes I remember when he lost his first tooth..."" [*sighs*] **Mother 1**: [*pulls out another picture*] ""This is my son Hussein. He would have been 22 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."" **Mother 2**: ""Ah, yes. I remember when he took his first steps..."" [*deep sigh*] **M…