I am one "Mom!" away from making the 6 o'clock news.

A blonde and a red head met in a bar after work... ...for a drink, and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, ""I'll take that bet!"" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, ""I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."" The blond…

A Quebecker and a Newfie are sitting in a bar watching the 10 o'clock news... ... and they see a story about a man standing atop a building contemplating suicide. The Quebecker turns to the Newfie and says: ""I bet you $100 that guys going to jump."" ""You're on"", says the Newfie. They watch for several more minutes, and then watch as the man swan dives to his death. The Newfie grabs his wallet, and starts counting out bills. The Quebecker says: ""Keep your money. To be honest, I saw this story…

The Blonde And The Brunette... A Blonde and a brunette were sitting down watching tv... The blonde sits in her chair casually taking a sip of her drink. The brunette is sitting in her chair watching the 7 o'clock news, the brunette see's a distraught fellow threatening to commit suicide, the poor fellow jumps from an apartment window. The brunette watches in horror ""Did you see that"" the brunette says to the blonde, the blonde says ""what?"", brunette replies... ""That poor fellow that just ju…