Some of you change your avi like I change my underwear. Every three days.

Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling.

My favorite part about family dinner is when my brother says how he made 600K last year and I get to say someone made a clock of my Avi.

I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor" married. Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston...