Spider-Man is my favorite superhero whose name is made up of 2 things that scare the shit out of me.#Spider Man#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light.#Spider Man#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?#Spider Man#Peter Parkour#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dave is coming over. "Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE#Dave Wilson#Spider Man#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp