*goes through crush's phone when he dies* *gets out ouija board* "who is Emma"

A young woman is sitting on a train When two old Italian men sit across the aisle from her. She couldn't help but to listen in on their conversation, and she was absolutely appalled by what she heard. One main said to the other, ""Emma come-a first. Then I come. Then two asses, they come-a together. I come again. Then the two asses once-a more. Then I come again, and-a pee twice. Finally, I come-a one-a more-a time."" The woman could not help but interrupt and say to them, ""Heavens! I can't sta…

Two Italians are having a conversation. ""Emma comes first. Then I come. Then two asses come together. I come once more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last time."" said the one seemingly older to his friend. A woman nearby who overhears them proceeds to scold him loudly, ""You filthy scum! You came first last night!"" ""Sorry Emma.""

I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying ""I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma"" because Emma was lying beside me in bed