Two Italians are having a conversation. ""Emma comes first. Then I come. Then two asses come together. I come once more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last time."" said the one seemingly older to his friend. A woman nearby who overhears them proceeds to scold him loudly, ""You filthy scum! You came first last night!"" ""Sorry Emma.""