One of my favorites Two men are in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The first man says to the other, ""You know, some days the wind is so strong up here you can take a drink of beer, jump out the window, and walk right back in."" To which the second man replies, ""There is no way that that is possible!"" The first man says ""I bet $100 that I can jump out that window and come right back in."" The second man, thinking this will be an easy $100 agrees, but tells the first man to leav…

Drunk at a bar. A drunk is sitting at a bar on the 99th floor of a corporate office building. He is obviously upset and is pounding drinks when another man walks in and sits down next to him. Just like the other man it appears he has had a tough day, the second guy introduces himself as Steve to the man next to him and orders a drink. As Steve finishes his first drink the drunk turns to him and says ""Hey at this point I feel like I could fly"". Steve looks at him and says ""Yeah man I know the …

Two well dressed men.... Two well dressed men are talking at a rooftop bar about 70 stories from the ground floor. They over hear a guy talking about how he's a hedge fund manager and how much money he makes. One of the well dressed men mentions to his friend how much he hates hedge fund managers. His friend agrees. The hedge fund manager makes his way over and asks, "So what do the two of you do for a living?" one of the gentlemen replies, "Well I'm a billionaire, so I don't really do anything…

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency.