Drunk at a bar. A drunk is sitting at a bar on the 99th floor of a corporate office building. He is obviously upset and is pounding drinks when another man walks in and sits down next to him. Just like the other man it appears he has had a tough day, the second guy introduces himself as Steve to the man next to him and orders a drink. As Steve finishes his first drink the drunk turns to him and says ""Hey at this point I feel like I could fly"". Steve looks at him and says ""Yeah man I know the feeling, I'm trying to get on that level"". The drunk says ""No seriously, I bet you a hundred bucks that I can jump out the window and I'll be okay"". Steve keeps saying that is a bad idea but the drunk keeps insisting so finally he agrees to the deal. The drunk gets to the window opens it and begins jumps out. He continues to fall and fall and fall but finally he gets about halfway to the bottom and the wind takes him through a window on the opposite side of the building. He climbs back up to the 99th floor to collect his winnings. As Steve hands over the money ""Wow that was amazing how did you do that?"" the drunk says ""Sorry to take advantage of you but I'm the architect of this building and the winds from the east create a big enough air flow to carry anyone to the other side of the building and it makes them enter through a window on the other side. Steve is marveled by this phenomenon and after a few more drinks builds up the courage to attempt the feat. Steve climbs out the window and takes the leap. As he gets a quarter of the way down he begins to get scared, but then as he gets halfway down he feels the wind take him. However, it doesn't take him around the building like it did and Steve continues until he dies when he hits the pavement on the ground level. Back up at the 99th floor the drunk is counting his money and the bartender says to him ""Your not the best architect, but Superman you sure are one mean drunk"".