[At job interview] M. "No, English is my second language." I. "What's your first language then?" M. "Emoji."#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp