If you encounter a bear in the wilderness, sing a Coldplay song. You'll die, but the bear will suffer too.

I left my chamomile tea steeping for too long and it turned into the new Coldplay album.

Got a white noise app to help me sleep but its just a recording of guys talking about golf, Dockers, Whole Foods, & the new Coldplay album..

I hope there's a scientist somewhere in the world right now working on a way for Coldplay to get more whoa-oh-ohs into a 3 minute pop song.