I left my chamomile tea steeping for too long and it turned into the new Coldplay album.#Coldplay#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you encounter a bear in the wilderness, sing a Coldplay song. You'll die, but the bear will suffer too.#Coldplay#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying#Pandora#Coldplay#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for a lot of mediocre stuff. It's like being a Coldplay fan.#Coldplay#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?#Beyonce#Coldplay#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp