Pandora Jokes

I remember Pandora back when it was called your dad trying to find a song he liked on a road trip.

Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button.

I like to think that every time I press the dislike button, Pandora sends an email to the artist. Take that, Beethoven!

They really need to add a "download this song illegally" button on Pandora.

Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying

I will step on an old woman's face to get to my computer to thumbs down a bad song on Pandora.

Staring deeply into the abyss. Paralyzed by fear. Unable to move, let alone function. In short, yes, Pandora. I'm still listening.

I wish my thumbs had the power of Pandora. I would give people the thumbs down & they'd instantly disappear & be replaced w/ a better one.

I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit.

Have you heard about that new girl, Pandora? She's got one hell of a box.

My girlfriend is kind of like Pandora. Everyone once and a while I just have to let it know I'm still listening even though its all just noise at this point.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora? Neightiri.