Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 2-year-old: An eagle! I'm going to save so much money on college.#Money#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[commercial for college] *person shoveling money into furnace* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?#Money#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*holding cardboard sign by intersection* NOT POOR JUST ON MY WAY TO BREAK DANCING SCHOOL#Money#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
This census and Tax stuff is crap. I want to live in a country that doesn't assign homework.#Money#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Your college degree doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you're in debt.#Money#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp