Pro boning Pro bone Verb (pro bone, pro boning, pro boned) 1. The act of boning a fugly girl that isn't worth your time but you take her on as a charity case. ""Jeff will pro bone Cathy in order to help her deal with her daddy issues""

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a? Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. Tracy said, ""I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."" Cathy giggled and confessed, ""I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."" Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, ""Say, what do you call your husband?"" Dawn frowned and said, ""The postman."" ""Why the postman?"" asked Cathy. ""Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wro…

Bank Name Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday. ""Suppose we open a savings account for you?"" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. ""It's your account, darling,"" mother said as they arrived at the bank, ""so you fill out the application."" Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for 'Name of your former bank.' After a slight hesitation, she put down 'Piggy.'