Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. Tracy said, ""I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."" Cathy giggled and confessed, ""I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."" Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, ""Say, what do you call your husband?"" Dawn frowned and said, ""The postman."" ""Why the postman?"" asked Cathy. ""Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box.""