Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub.

google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic

Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.

ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*