google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic

ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever

Google+ is not a "ghost town", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun.