I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.

If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.

The Smiths invite the Jones' over for dinner... After dinner, Mrs. Smith is cleaning dishes in the kitchen while Mr. Smith entertains their guests. He begins to tell them about a great restaurant that he recently went to with his wife, but can't remember the name of the establishment. Mr. Smith: "The food was amazing, great service, but I can't recall the name! Help me out... what's that red flower, it's really fragrant, and people give them out on Valentine's Day?" The Jones': "You mean a r…

Happy Valentine's Day The Restaurant offers 25% discount for men who show up with their wife