Strategy du jour for combating 5 & 7yo's over-competitiveness: "First person to say it's a race loses."#First Person#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light.#First Person#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING#First Person#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, "I'm going to eat that."#First Person#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23.#First Person#Lorraine#School#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp