Two men in their 40's are discussing their wives ""After being married for 20 years she has gotten slack down there, how do deal with it?"" ""You should try it other hole!"" ""No way, I don't want another kid!""

Teenage Jesus won't go to bed. Mary, Mother of Jesus, is trying to get her son to go to bed and is having no luck. She decides to pray to God to help her in her task. She asks ""Dear God, our blessed child is restless and just won't stay tucked into bed, will you help me?"" God sighs and addresses Jesus ""My son, please listen to your mother and get some rest."" To which Jesus responds ""No way, Dad!"" God grins and replies ""Yaweh!""

Best dad joke Dad goes to his son and says: ""Son I want you to marry a girl I have selected for you"". The son says ""No way"". The dad says, ""She's the daughter of Bill Gates"". The son says ""Ok then"". The father goes to Bill Gates and says: ""I want your daughter to marry my son"". Bill Gates says: ""No way"". The father says, ""He's the ambassador of the World Bank"". Bill Gates says ""Ok then"". The father goes to the World Bank head and says ""I want you to make my son the international…

Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with. So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said ""No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."" ""OK,"" said the judge, ""then you want to live with your mother, right?"" ""No way!"" replied baby bear, ""She beats me worse than Papa bear does."" The judge was a bit…