My late grandfather's favorite joke (requires a bit of performance) A man goes in to have his suit tailored. ""Mario,"" he says, ""this suit you made me, the hems are all wrong. Take a look."" ""Ah, that's no problem,"" says the tailor, ""you just have to walk like this."" [waddles around with his knees apart kicking his legs up high.] ""Fix it!"" the man huffs, and takes the suit off to be altered. The next morning the man's back. ""Mario,"" he says, ""I think you misunderstood me. The hems are…

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to my beautiful son i leave a wealth of valuable golden coins, sprinkled throughout super mario 3d world, redeemable for extra in-game lives

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.