A Backbreaking Batman? The Movie. The story begins when Bane makes himself public to Gotham City on a news station (CNN). Bruce, snarly gets out of his chair and heads to the batcave within his minor residents. Then he suits up to confront this diabolical madman. Batman then felt a cold essential on his shoulder until BANE comes out from THE SHADOWS AND PLUMBLES the Batman Battaman! Batman: Ahh! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Brokeback Batman: The Movie. No seriously it's a Bane breaks Batman's back thing …

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman? Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

For people with a gluten allergy, it's kind of like kryptonite, except Superman didn't find a way to mention it in every conversation.

"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!" "Nope." "A spider? An aardvark?" "Wrong. It's a horse." "Wow. You can't draw for shit."