Mom: a little birdie told me you got drunk last night Me: you're the one friggen talking to birds#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.#Kids#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.#Work#Parents#Teacher#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry.#Starbucks#Driving#Parents#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Are all females on twitter moms? Is my mom here? Mom? You there doin drunk tweets?#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp