😄 I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets ca...

I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.' So I robbed a bank

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