I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby.

Wife: What's the Harlem shake? Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King?

If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.

Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.