Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him. He asks St. Peter ""Where is my father?"" But St. Peter says he doesn't know. He asks the archangel Gabriel ""Where is my father?"" But Gabriel doesn't know. He asks John the Baptist ""Where is my father?"" But John does not know. So he…

Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?

A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner? Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!