😄 I borrowed $500 from a co-worker then paid a homeless guy $8 to kill him in a McDonald's bathroom. I...

I borrowed $500 from a co-worker then paid a homeless guy $8 to kill him in a McDonald's bathroom. I'm up $405 or whatever.

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